KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
"Actually it occurs to me, he’s politically irrelevant now, isn’t he? So I can insult him, the granite faced failmonkey"
Ashens on Mitt Romney (via montypla)
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
It got better!
(Source: icelikelollies, via superglue-beer-sword)
“A bad joke, Your Grace.”
(Source: tyrion-lannister, via lokiisalittleshit)
#watching terrible things happen in other fandoms
(Source: hoechlin-obrien, via ihuggedmikeyway)
DON’T TELL YOUNG KIDS THEY’RE REALLY SMART AND WILL DO WELL AND ARE BETTER THAN OTHER KIDS, THEN GIVE THEM EASY WORK ALL THEIR SCHOOL YEARS
they’ll grow up lazy and smug and then when they get work that actually challenges them they won’t do it, and then because they failed a semester they’ll be consumed with guilt and think their lives are over
don’t do it
don’t be like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious."
When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
(Source: bostonreview, via spanishinquistion)